Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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