absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
i think my cat just said my name.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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