I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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