i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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