Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
