I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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