wanna go halves on a baby?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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