We're like a lot better than the average bears
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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