he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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