38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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