At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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