strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Randomize
