I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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