So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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