So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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