We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
40s are totally the cure
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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