Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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