My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
