actually, I'm a sock model
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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