if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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