Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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