I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Success! We fucked roommates!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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