The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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