I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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