Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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