Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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