Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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