what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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