Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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