Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
