I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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