My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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