so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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