Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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