You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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