come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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