You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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