Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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