and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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