Non-Jews are for practice
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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