and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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