if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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