Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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