I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
you didnt know i had herpes?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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