Small penises have feelings too.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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