I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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