Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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