What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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