Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We don't watch enough power rangers
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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