Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
